If you’ve been anywhere near the internet over the last few months, you will have heard of the rebooted TV show Queer Eye.
The Netflix show, hosted by a group of LGBT men known as the Fab Five, helps one person each episode undergo a transformation with emotional and life-changing advice.
The makeover takes place in five areas: fashion (Tan France), grooming (Jonathan Van Ness), design (Bobby Berk), food (Antoni Porowski), and culture (Karamo Brown).
Here are the pieces of advice people have imagined the five would give them, ranging from the tough love to the hilarious.
If I was on @QueerEye Bobby: did you decorate your house with stuffing on purpose JVN: OMG HONEY ur split ends have split endsAntonio: Beer is not a food groupTan: do you have anything other than spandexKaramo: you don’t have to become a dog lady
— Marguerite Ballou (@mcballou02) June 29, 2018
2. Weekly face masks are actually great!
If I was on Queer Eye:
Bobby: have u ever hung up clothes everJonathan: weekly face masks aren’t a substitute for daily skincareKaramo: this is some record breaking low self esteemAntoni: ur veins are filled w coffeeTan: u can’t just wear the exact same black skirt every day
— fiona ? (@neonfiona) June 27, 2018
if i was on queer eye:
bobby: u have ur mattress on the ground, u need meantoni: i get u eat for convenience but a granola bar w peanut butter, really?jvn: a bun for the 378th day in a row? karamo: tell me abt ur parents divorcetan: a nike tee isn’t a personality substitute
— danika ? (@nasty_danika) June 30, 2018
4. This person knows they’ve disrespected Italian cuisine.
if i was on queer eye
bobby: is this hardwood or carpet in here i can’t see the floortan: everything is blackantoni: throwing noodles in a pot isn’t “italian cuisine”jonathan: GORG baby but why don’t you own a hairbrushkaramo: *stares blankly at me then comes in for a hug*
— kat ? (@tiredkatt) July 1, 2018
if I was on Queer Eye:Bobby: WHAT is this literal mountain beneath your bed?Tan: have you tried non-denim pants?Antoni: even these canned goods are expired?Karamo: if you took half a breath you might be able to meet a partner who’s not your best friendJonathan: EX FO LI ATE
— Abby (@abbyandthejets) June 30, 2018
6. Some people made fun of Antoni’s love for avocados.
If I was on Queer Eye:
JVN: oh.
Tan: oh.
Bobby: oh no.
Karamo: oh no no no.
Antoni: avocado.
— Jenna Guillaume (@JennaGuillaume) June 29, 2018
if i was on queer eye:
tan: it’s 95° outside, why are you wearing a flannelkaramo: having an insane amount of spotify playlists isn’t “cultured”bobby: succulents aren’t decorantoni: do you eat anything besides carbs??jonathan: for the love of god pls wash your face
— Rachel Baker (@_RachBake) June 28, 2018
8. Some non-watchers decided to join in.
If I was on Queer Eye:
Kame: you ??Antoine: don’t even ??Billy: watch ??Dan: this ??Johnny: show ??
— Allison Elkington (@allisonindia) June 26, 2018
If I was on queer eyeTan: bra’s are not tops and no one needs 300 striped tees Antoni: have you ever….. eaten something that wasn’t junk food Bobby: art supplies are not DecorJVN: honey you really have to start brushing that hairKaramo: you’re a lost cause I can’t fix this
— Stacey (@Stacey_FoxyArt) June 30, 2018
10. Finally, this person deserves a round of applause.
If I was on Queer Eye:
Bobby: Chic, everything is organized in this clean, minimalist space.Tan: so many chelsea boots and printed shirts!Jonathan: yaaas skin care routine!Antoni: great spice rackKaramo: let’s finally try kickboxing (Did i do this right?)
— bobby rodriguez donoso (@bobbyrdonoso) July 1, 2018
